Oh no, I forgot the first two initials of the author of Narnia! Can someone remind me? The helpful seal:

i am literally always thinking about this post

if i die and no one puts half of my face in that picture of xxxtentacion i would be very mad

my mom wants to frame this on our wall

They are stressing her tf out 😭😭😭😭

this post from xiaohongshu literally transcended all language I’m crying

My wife sends me this video every time she sees it because it is one of my favorite videos of all time. He just stops moving when he’s in the air and lets his momentum take him. He goes “HUP!” For his jump. I love it

Maybe a top 10 creature all time

Another great creature

Sometimes I’m boutta buy a game and then I see it’s over 80 gigabytes and all interest in it just vanishes

your tweets are as useless as mine. the only difference is that mine actually piss people off

“i’ve been responding that way to disrespect my whole life but now there are cameras on me and also i happen to be a pop star” clocked everybody saying fame got to her head..

There’s like 2 or 3 good ones and the rest are just total feelings of dread

yeah it’s called programming

If I want code that doesn’t work I can just write it myself, don’t see why I need a machine to do that

I’m deleting the Twitter app and heading over to the other place. Account is staying up in case this site ever gets new ownership