He didn’t celebrate a brutal killing, he’s getting fired for playing a clip of the president’s own words, absolutely insane

It’s 2027 and the joint JSOC/ FBI HRT team is raiding a dangerous terrorist (some liberal arts they/them chick) in the heart of evil (NYU) for ties to a major terror organization (ANTIFA) and dangerous attacks on federal personal (throwing eggs at ICE agents)

This is a very real possibility now btw

?????? WHERE IS AT IT BRO

Here is my take with Kimmel. If ABC was like “hey bro, that was outta line. You’re outta here” whatever oh well. But for the chair of the FCC to THREATEN the network, and then for POTUS and FCC chair to celebrate his firing, after threatening the network? Huge red flag

The jokes write themselves

Get in loser. We’re taking Bagram air base back. (Im tired, boss)

Bagram would be a w for INDOPACOM to leverage against China (probably). But at what cost 😔

Fuck it bro, we want Bagram airbase back? Rangers combat jump to seize the runway type shi. Full on. In for a penny in for a pound. Back to the forever waste of lives, money, and resources pit known as Afghanistan, might as well do it with a bang. Combat jump full send

Chaplain after stacking bodies in a previous life

If the US ends up leases bagram for the Taliban bro I swear. At that point carpet bomb the region to at least pretend to have an ounce of pride and self respect.

“No new wars!”

PLEASE get a better PR person

Reporter: do you think NATO countries should shoot down Russian aircraft that violate their airspace Trump: Yes I do F-35 pilots:

F-22 pilots if an F-35 shoots down a Russian jet before them

“50 states, one Israel”