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[A late birthday gift for Tony Stark : A mug with “Science Bros” scribbled on it, possibly hand-made].

I think it’s some sort of... “trending” thing? I don’t know, Tony tried explaining it once but...

God, yes. So I’d rather not ask again.

[His hands are always gentle].

Most things with that man usually are.

[Perhaps we’re not that different].

No more coffee for me.

| @/MORALSYMBIOTE is another one of his accounts.

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[Catches it without registering what it is, blinks]. Uh.

[Oof. Touchy day].

[His hand’s kind of bleeding, but it’s fine. Right? He probably shouldn’t make a big deal out of it, in front of the god]. Were you– trying something?

[Bruce tried a smile, and as crooked and awkward as it may be it tries to be reassuring]. You got any bandages?

// I really want to make an OC with Margot Robbie, but I don’t know what to do!

[It’s, fine, really– just a small thread of red on his hand. But he doesn’t want to get any blood on his work’s samples]. Why? Because of my fast reflexes? [That’s a terrible response, but he really doesn’t know how to talk to a god who once tried to mind-control him].

And we’re supposed to act surprised because...?