I need the sun to go down so I can take the garbage out and grab a package from my apartment mailbox....and I am planning on driving to the mailbox so that I have AC.

I am much more willing to try strange foods when they are meat.

You can call me if you somehow feel that I would be a safe person to talk to....although I am not known for my empathy and I can't guarantee you won't feel worse afterwards.

I prepare maybe 5% of my own meals (not counting thawing uncrustable sandwiches or opening a bottle of soylent). I want to get better but planning the meal in advance, prepping the food, and cleaning up the mess afterward, makes delivery an expensive but satisfyingly lazy option

Evil Genius 2 was worth the wait. It released 30 hours ago and I have already played for 11 hours....without taking PTO.

I have a hard time keeping track of what day it is in the United States right now.

Bandana is now removed since I am tired of having a moist forehead.

I no longer look like my arm belongs to a zebra striped Oompa Loompa.

Not surprising but Tetris flavored beverages taste strange.

I'm either too analytical, or too evil.

He's dealing with more powerful potatoes.

It isn't the first time, it won't be the last, and it isn't even the most recent occurrence of me doing something like that.

If he was mad at you the next morning you'd step in urine.

It's not life threatening, I'm not in danger, I'm just in constant pain.

apparently they used the storm drain as a shower

We're at a point where we can start to manufacture guns.

It's not bleeding, so it doesn't matter.

I ate two pounds of fudge in one sitting.

I sprained my ankle so many times as a kid that we kept spare crutches around

I never go anywhere and I don't want to go outside.