release the Catholic cut

Cate Blanchett vs leaf blowers is the only celebrity feud I care about

*snorts line in a pitch meeting* it's a movie about a bunch of girls who all share the same pair of pants. one of them is curvy but that is not a problem for the pants

I’ll be damned if my son ever asks to go hunting. Get back in that room and don’t come out until you’re fucking gay

you wouldnt last one minute in the asylum where they raised me

Misty’s dumb ass sending out a Goldeen against Kingdra bffr

MAmala

my spotify for the past month

SHE’S FREE!!!!!!!!

Need the May December about this

ice spice if she could frack:

Saruman after throwing Gandalf at the ceiling

fake ass adhd sufferer i saw you completing a task

We are so back

Ok this is so relatable

“This is going to ruin the tour,” I whisper when my PTO request gets denied