❝ I'ᴍ sᴜʀʀᴏᴜɴᴅᴇᴅ ʙʏ ɪᴅɪᴏᴛs.❞ ► ɴᴇᴡ ʙᴀʙʏ ᴏᴄ ► - ᴅᴇsᴄʀɪᴘᴛɪᴠᴇ | ʟɪᴛᴇʀᴀᴛᴇ - ᴄʀᴏssᴏvᴇʀs ᴡᴇʟᴄᴏᴍᴇ - sʜɪᴘs ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴄʜᴇᴍ - ʀᴛ﹖

"When Samantha forgets the pie. . ." {ѕaмanтнa}

"There are apples in pie last time I checked." {ѕaмanтнa}

:|| Talk about my fucking friends, I'll fucking correct your typos. x.com/royalblondie_/…

:|| You also expect me to answer your DM after you block me. . . x.com/royalblondie_/…

"SAMANTHA!"

"YOU'RE AWESOME." Points index finger at her sister.

Huffs. "I was trying to be nice."

"Pft. I am calm. . ."

"I. Am. Calm." Is clearly lying.