am i the villain in your history?

This mf chews chains for fun

// HE'S ANDY HE'S ANDY IM ANDY WE'RE ALL ANDY MAYBE THE REAL ANDY WAS THE ANDYS WE MADE ALONG THE WAY

Hits him with a tornado

#Deserved

“What a wonderful time! It never gets easier for you all, hm?”

'I can fix him' mfs when they see someone who would literally just murder them for $5

I get it he's sub zero levels of cold but girl the man was gonna sell his son for 8 grand He'd throw you through a wall for a bowl of potato chips

This is a pansexual pride post in disguise

// Think I should redo my pinned

// The site I've been using to make bios for years no longer works because of Twitter's dumb API shit Damn

We call this frequent phenomenon 'Projection'

// I'm not gonna rant about the Mordred trans debate again, I've done that too many times They just aren't, believe me

Having a headcanon is perfectly fine, but trying to pass things that are blatantly wrong as canon is just dumb

C'est la vie

This wasn't caused by sex there was an intruder and they threw the fuckin bed at them