Cue the aforementioned face. “Entirely false.“ x.com/torturedangcl/…

A gentle nod of his head. “I own my face, after all.“ x.com/torturedangcl/…

Lowered mug, settled atop the table, is again lifted for emphasis as he answers. “Just having coffee, is all.“ x.com/vivalaspoppy/s…

“Good afternoon.“

Tilts his wrist to get a better view of his watch. “Ah, yes. Indeed.“ x.com/iinedupshots/s…

“You've been here?“ A brow would arch languidly. Gesturing at the empty chair across from him, he adds. “Do expound, if you have time.“ x.com/vivalaspoppy/s…

He's Colin Firth for Halloween.

“Adjusting using just a single vision is quite difficult at times.“ x.com/iinedupshots/s…

“Cracked a couple of Christmas Grinces bones along an alleyway earlier today. They were truly a nuisance to caroling children, after all.“

“Anyway— Happy Holidays to everyone.“

“Eggsy insisted I must wear them. I am actually very comfortable in these.“

“Cold mornings can be combatted with fresh and warm teas—or coffees. Whichever a person prefers, really.“

“Good morning.“

“I'm afraid I may have a bit of a migraine. I hope it's not one of those dreaded episodes.“

“My my, i fear I may have caught a cold.“

“I may have overreacted. It is but a runny nose.“

“I slept like a baby through the raucous sounds of fireworks going off. Must have had a little too much drink, I reckon.“

“Happy new year to each and everyone, nonethtless.“

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