when i was just using the situationship to get over my ex and now i need another situationship to get over this situationship

I pray you experience this at least once in your life.

i liked u hoe .. U really disappointed me bitch

i love a woman who can admit she misses you. female pride is such a cheap turn off.

Roman soldier looking in the empty tomb after Jesus got up outta there

I don’t want a Lambo. I want to hang out with my 3 year old daughter at 1PM on a Monday while everyone else is at work.

For every girl you think is irreplaceable, there's another who will make you COMPLETELY forget her.

Marrying the right woman is the most important part of building wealth.

Yeah Grandad got a virgin wife but we get endless Tinder 6s to run through so who really won

Every 6 months i realize how dumb i was 6 months ago

Me and her if she didn't listen to her drug addicted hoe friends

You can either be mad they are all whores or join the fiesta

You think your want pussy and a party but really you want a sense of belonging and community. A genuine human connection is a lot more rare than you think

"I'm too scared to talk to this girl" What your ancestors did on a random Wednesday:

I have no sex drive when my money low. Bitch move I’m disgusted with myself rn

You will lose your friends, perhaps you will lose your lovers, you will lose your comfort. But if you find yourself while losing them, you will have gained more than a king. —Marcus Aurelius

how it feels to be self-aware and still repeat self-destructive patterns

Dating scene is so cooked. This girl just told me she was seeing this lawyer for four months. He was always either on the phone at dinner or would cancel the dates due to work. When she called it out he said “okay, well, it’s either that or we can split the bill.”