expectation: I am going to post more about my work on twitter to maybe rustle up some new clientele! reality: i have gone viral for looking like I was gonna kms in therapy

i simply accept my extreme loneliness as punishment for something i did in a past life and don’t worry about it

It's true 😅

“if u do not fall in love with ur own life, u will bleed urself dry trying to find pieces of yourself in everyone else's pockets.”

I LOVE JAPAN PEOPLE HUMOR SO BAD BRO CAUSE WDYM YOU ARE BUCKY’S METAL ARM 😭😭😭😭

PLEASE 😭

The worst part about finding out somebody lied to you is having to sit there and wonder what else they lied about.

🍞 wrapping paper

nah they acting like nothing even happened

The previous medals which the White House calls “tacky” were crafted by a local DC family for 47 years until this year. wusa9.com/article/news/l…

“WE BOTH KISS LEVITATING!!!!!!” this is taking me tf out

Some signs of depression no one talks about: • Brushing your teeth once every few days • Avoiding mirrors • Zoning out during conversations • Sleeping all day and still feeling tired • Random bursts of rage… then guilt • Staring at your phone, doing nothing for hours It’s