Bitches be having 8 businesses, 34 birthday dinners to go to, a job, a dog, 4 plants, gotta go to the gym, go to therapy, go to the doctor, eat 3 meals a day, talk to our mama, get an oil change, wash our hair before our appointment and you think we tb A NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ?!

Wrap up this Halloween shit fr. It’s time to jingle bell fucking rock in this bitch.

From Texas.

Relationships are so beautiful when you and your partner are actually good friends. You show up together, share inside jokes, talk openly, have fun, and totally vibe like besties. They shouldn’t replace your actual friends but it’s so amazing when the dynamic isn't just romantic.

i can be really mean when i’m overstimulated

Sorry but January doesn’t start until Monday, not having this midweek new year, new me nonsense, I’ll rebrand on Monday.

January: Perfume February: Sneakers March: An outing April: Gold bracelet May: Cook ware June: Travel July: Give back August: A black sexy dress September: Bedsheets October: Massage & Spa November: A new book December: Scented candle & cake Please tweak… Thank me later 🎉

my mom said something so powerful today on grieving relationships. she was like sometimes we're really only sad bcz we lowered our standards and it still didn't work out. this is why you always stick to your standards. if anything mourn the person you were that allowed it

You could be vibing at ya job and a 40 yr old hater gon be ya biggest opp😭

when I text “interesting” this how i be looking

The older I get, the more I realize our parents were not exaggerating about anything. You gotta clean your house every day. Junk food is indeed junk. Nothing costs a dollar, everything comes with a price! The phones are the problem and no we do not have McDonald’s money!

these ice raids are disgusting and if you voted for that man you are also disgusting

I don’t like slow people 😭😭 I get so annoyed at lack of urgency. Why are you walking so slow? why are you taking so long at the atm?

I can say very very mean things when I feel violated. Like if I feel like you intentionally said something to harm/trigger me, there’s a chance I will absolutely say something we can’t come back from.

The IRS really hates single people with no kids😭