i think about this literally every day

I make a lot of goofs on here but it feels good to just write something meaningful.

I consider myself a reverse werewolf. I’m normal during a full moon

Hark! A goal!

Ya know how they make melatonin gummies and stuff as a sleep aid? When are we going to get anesthesia gummies. THOSE would work

I don’t want to alarm anyone, but I think I can shoot beams from my eyes

Does anyone know how to get eyebeam-shaped burn marks out of drywall? Asking for a friend

GUYS GUYS DO NOT LOOK IN MIRRORS

I have eaten enough trace elements to make an Italian deli

For anyone who was worried. The eye beams have stopped. We have a symbiotic relationship

Man. Sometimes using laser eyes is like squeezing mayo out of a bottle

Me when the worms

she jacks my box til i quiplash ⓘ 𝗢𝗻𝗹𝘆 𝘁𝗵𝗼𝘀𝗲 𝘄𝗵𝗼 𝗯𝗲𝗮𝗿 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗖𝘂𝗿𝘀𝗲 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝘀𝗲𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗧𝘄𝗲𝗲𝘁

Peak core memory: the Great Comet chandeliers.

This one feels right

I’m like Dr heckle and mr jyde

These #VoiceActor hopefuls just finished diving deep into characters for #Anime & #VideoGames this Saturday with the stupendous Mark Allen, Jr.! Great work everyone! We can't wait to see where you go from here! #VoiceActing #Toonami #VoiceActing #VoiceOver