Hard to remain patient with friends who focus solely on their own crucifixion. Get off The Cross, girl... we could use the wood!

Only if she relentlessly attacks Kyle the whole season demanding she talk about her lesbian affair like Kyle and Teddi did to her. #rhobh

People like Jennifer Tilly, Kathy Hilton, Rachel Zoe, live funny, fabulous lives without the cameras watching. I'd enjoy watching them do mundane tasks. Kyle has become a show pony, only performing for the cameras. She is an empty shell of a woman. She does not spark joy. #RHOBH

It's also Easter Sunday... I was on holiday and am watching on catchup now. We occasionally have lives!

Kyle Richards and her boring life has ruined so many wonderful women on #RHOBH

KYLE IS EVIL. Been watching this bitch for years and she is nasty #RHOBH

Is everyone ready to admit that Oceans 8 is great film and people are just miserable at EVERYTHING.

Kyle only has money because Mauricio is rich, Kyle’s ventures all flopped: her book, her clothing store, her tv show about her mom. Kyle can dig at Dorit for being broke but she is also alone while her husband is off dating women half her age, so she’s not winning. #RHOBH #Bravo

Bravo to Amanda for showing up to Dorit’s book cover reveal. They haven’t always gotten along and Dorit has definitely been b*tchy toward her, but Amanda is staying true to who she is and practicing what she preaches. She supports a woman making money for herself, no matter what.

Erika’s husband defrauded plane crash victims and Dorit defended and supported her when she we being a massive twat, yet when Dorit is annoyed with liar Kyle and asks them to give her a break suddenly that’s when Erika has had enough. Girl ur gross

Amanda deserves a second season based on her grace towards Dorothy #RHOBH

At the end of the day Erika is just an old, ex sugar baby with shit skin with a bad attitude. She forgets how much grace she begged for

So Sabrina Carpenter is the new Dolly Parton.

People who are Anti Monarchy - just remember that they clean up the mess that PM’s make in a very charming way. They may not always be necessary, but when our country depends on them they perform.

That's what happens when you meet a guy whose entire job for decades has been shaking hands

The soft power of our monarchy cannot be understated and is one of many reasons why I won't be swayed by the idea of republicanism.

Today’s main takeaway is King Charles III is actually very funny.

King Charles III be giggling that congress clap at whatever the hell he says. They have obviously forgot what listening to anyone with a brain sounds like... #KingCharlesIII

See how Jennifer Tilly and Sutton made up in like 10 minutes and apologised quickly? That's how adults behave when they're actually friends... #RHOBH