i’m v sorry if u receive a text tonight... me and the girls WILL BE listening to 7 summers on repeat

"I hEaRd sOmEtHiNg aBoUt yOu " idgaf hear it again 🤣🤣🤣🙃

Her: I only date people who are good with kids. me:

Mike Wahousekey

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This shelter held Thanksgiving for around 80 dogs and cats resulting in lots of wagging tails

"youre so quiet" thanks you make me uncomfortable

have you ever??? been annoyed by someone’s mindset?? like you can’t believe they actually think like that???

either you are good at wrapping presents or you are hot <3

i give everyone permission to milk my death for personal benefits if i die. idc if we’re just acquaintances, if we ever talked and i suddenly drop dead one day i want you to tell your boss you just lost a friend and take the day off. my treat

I’m prolly gon be 30 and still be surprised y’all getting pregnant

Closure isn’t real. Cut your hair, get a tattoo, rob a bank and start dating again.

OLIVE GARDEN IS OUT HERE REVOKING PASTA PASSES

she in the club post covid reading people’s tarot in the bathroom

if u make food in a crock pot by choice😡👊🏼

“you deserve better“ nah why can’t you be better? 😕

ADHD is spending your whole life perfecting an elaborate system that stops you from dropping balls, but then having one big life event happen and dropping ALL the balls at once.

buy her tulips