I can't believe camouflage actually fooled me I feel like a big fucking stupid moose

Jesus, we need you.

If you’re in your early 20s read this

How is this possible? x.com/maj_retd_fox/s…

“Are you ok” no, my boyfriend watches Thursday night football, Saturday football, Sunday football and Monday night football

Looking for a 3 bedroom, 2 bathroom house for $7.

When he bets football 5 days of the week 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

Mambo No. 5 (10 minute version) (Monica’s Version) Mambo No. 5 (10 minute version) (Erica’s Version) Mambo No. 5 (10 minute version) (Rita’s Version) Mambo No. 5 (10 minute version) (Tina’s Version) Mambo No. 5 (10 minute version) (Sandra’s Version)

my mom has engrained in me as a child that if i go to the mall i must park at dillards, i have never bought enough anything from dillards but parking anywhere else just seems wrong

me when i use the airfryer

me after making a recipe I found on the internet

Cheat codes I know at 42 I wish I knew at 22:

This is one of the coolest things I’ve seen on TV. This ESPN corespondent made “thoughts and prayers” more than just a cliche statement. He actually prayed live on the air for Buffalo Bills Damar Hamlin.

my problem is i always think i can get ready in 15 minutes when i have repeatedly proven that i can’t

ALL CHARLIE KIRK DID WAS HAVE A RESPECTFUL DIALOGUE WITH PEOPLE HE DISAGREED WITH