McDonald next to res.

"Why do you think you're the best person for the job" Me : Oww nkos'yam guys ngiyanicela

ATM should have coin platform,I really need my R8 😭😭

whenever i feel bored or underwhelmed, i always come back to this sentence:

I’ve officially reached the stage in my life where I randomly whisper “Thank you, Lord” throughout the day 😭

I owe my parents an apology for not believing them when they said they didn’t have money on payday 😭

He knew the accusations were coming and wanted that win to be cleaaaaaaaannnn

It means, do not overthink too far in the future because it will overwhelm you. It means you must stop, and look only to the next 24 hours and what you can do to maintain calm and semblance of control and not more. It means be present. Don’t catastrophise. Calm yourself.

This is exactly how long a normal weekend should have been in the first place. Saturday, Sunday and Monday. Then work resumes on a Tuesday. Just look at how happy and relaxed we are 🤣

I've always told my PhD students that a PhD is a marathon and not a sprint. Now that Sabastian Sawe has run the London Marathon in under 2 hours, I'll need to think of something else to tell them.

With tuition fees of R97,000 per year, some parents at the Africa School of Excellence say their children are only given Weet-Bix without milk, and instant noodles with some veggies. Head of Transition, Dr Maboreng Maharaswa denies this. #CarteBlanche Govan Whittles 🇿🇦

This is why y’all suck at building community.

TRUMP LOST IT ON CBS REPORTER AFTER SHE READ SHOOTER MANIFESTO "I am NOT a pedophile. You read that crap from some SICK person." "Your friends on the other side of the plate are the ones who were involved with Epstein." "You shouldn't be reading that on 60 Minutes. You are a

TRUMP: I'm not a rapist. I didn't rape anybody O'DONNELL: Oh, you think he was referring to you?

“Oh do you think he was referring to you” BRILLIANT

This is us today 😭🤣my brother and I with our 27 year old age gap😭

Did we go to the same FNB Stadium ??🤣 These were all paid via card, by the way. Yes, the seating is a problem and it’s an issue that needs to be urgently addressed, but some people just want to criticise for the sake of it 🥱

When I was a student I once went inside Standard Bank to ask to withdraw my R18 left in my account. I need it for taxi back from Bellville to UWC 😂😂😭😭 The lady in front give me R50 from her own wallet and told me to not waste her time 😂😭

Man who went viral for remaining in his seat as he ate food during the WH Correspondents' Dinner shooting says he didn't want his new tux on the dirty Hilton floor. He also said he is from New York, so he hears sirens and activity all the time. "I’m a New Yorker. We live with

My family and I watched the 60 Minutes interview with Donald Trump and Norah O’Donnell last night, and we were shocked. Seeing a president speak to a woman journalist with that level of contempt — and a clear allergy to facts — is disturbing, though at this point not unexpected