My least controversial opinion is that Ikea should have a bar. I think we were meant to consume three beers and then purchase a gjörfbunkle

When playing chess, one of the most devastating moves your opponent can play is the dreaded check mate. This pretty much fucks you

Daily affirmations 1. I didnt fall off 2. Im not crash out 3. Im moving in silence 4. Its ok to be embarrassing

did squats at the smith machine for the first time in my human adult life. consider this my formal apology to the smith machine. i was not familiar with your game.

I don’t fw designer brands but this tempts me… lobby vuitton… your impracticality is intoxicating

when the earl gray kicks in

how am i going to enrich the taste of this beautiful baked potato the illustrious stick of butter:

This is me

me: they should offer a discount if the uber stank oomf: nooo everyone would be like lets take the uber stank its cheaper

you cant read auras stupid ass . you can barely read English

no no no…god granted YOU the serenity to accept the things you cannot change…god granted ME the swag (OCD) to change all things if i do Enough Rituals…

party rocking with a mouse tonight piece of cheese im gonna have a big bite

If I ever die I hope to be reborn as a Nintendo 3DS

littering the world with strands of my hair

how it feels to be 27