i think the qanon shaman guy is Kameron Michaels evil twin

great film

Every mom is beautiful even if they’re ugly

As we know, there are known knowns. There are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns. That is to say, we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns — the ones we don't know we don't know

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What rly is the tide though. What are waves if not the moon tugging on the nipples of the ocean.

Waiting for my knight in shining armor (hung medieval studies major) to grant me true loves first kiss (come over and explain the green knight to me) and play the “beheading” game

My brother thinks it’s so funny to always talk to me about his Fleshlight…it is

My dad called to make sure I wasn’t in fire island this weekend

Boy I met told me I was “interesting and articulate” ….. obviously he meant “ugly and pretentious” 😒

Me and the Light within during quaker meeting

p sure I wrote this paper in college

One of my students and her dad just saw me eating sushi with my hands on the subway. do I quit?

It’s giving…Tuesday

me as soon as i’m passed the aux

Considering rereading

I don’t tweet much but if had a quarter for every tweet someone else wrote inspired by my contributions to group conversation I would have at least a FEW bucks!

Me: I lost my AirPods last night 😩 Virgil: I lost my copy of Discourse on colonialism 😩 ici-té

Me today: the Roman Senate was made up of 300 men 6th grader: did you just assume their genders Me:… 6th grader:…