We need to outlaw wall mounted TVs above a fireplace

“While you were trying on your Louboutins, I'm groovin' on your man’s cock” -BROOKE CANDY

Embarrassed Does it Play? so badly he blocked me

Guys, what do I wear to a bbno$ concert??

The team

This is like the people who insist they read when they listen to audiobooks

It’s completely unreasonable for Peach to wear her hair in a ponytail in Super Mario 64 DS I’m sorry

Yes 🙂‍↕️

I’ve been wandering around the Bronx for like 20 minutes and haven’t found a single smoke shop like what’s up with that

I like my weed farm to table.

Yo, where am I?!

living the dream having a limit of 70 miis probably just means my miis are gonna have to get a lot more abortions

Am I a performative male if I carry my Switch 2 in tote bag?

Just received my first “are you Jewish?” of the season

The amount of time I’ve been at a photoshoot and a photog has said this to me… you ain’t special

Just spotted three different women at the gym with hairy armpits… nature is healing.

One new years eve I kissed every single person in the room, including the lesbians and straight men.

The vanilla chobani oat milk tastes like a dessert