Here is your man of the match Paul Sanders! Three saves in the PK shootout! Warrenton Activities

Sorry to the raccoons doing it in the dumpster at work that I hit with a trash bag, I didn’t see you until after I let go of the bag. Thanks for not eating me.

Neat things I did at work today - golfed - saw a raccoon in the dumpster - tried to help raccoon out of dumpster - angered a raccoon - was chased by a raccoon

Just wanna spoil someone with all the fountain sodas my kickback card can get.

Things I’ve found in golf carts this month - weed - a lightly used bar of soap - a 2nd place trophy (to a b-ball tournament, not golf) - a slip knot CD

I just asked my sister to cover my shift for a second so I could go to the bathroom. Thought she was just being nice, but when I got back she opened her calculator app and charged me the amount I would’ve made had I been working.

We don’t skip Luke Combs or Morgan Wallen in this car

Not a single better student section

I can’t wait to go to Heaven and ask God why he designed my head so anytime shower water hits the side of my head it decides to go full on super soaker mode straight into my ear. Like is that necessary? Is there no other head shape that would’ve worked?

If I could take the speed at which I move away from the shower head when I turn the water on so I don’t get hit by the cold, and run 100 meters with it... Usain would have some competition, that’s all I’m sayin.

I’d like to put out a message to the general public, and say if you have more than 100 eggs in the Snapchat map egg hunt. Please do literally anything else with your time