If re-ordering Rent the Runway Unlimited was a competitive sport, I'm pretty sure I'd get the gold medal for fastest time.

If you’re not ugly crying in the back row of a Whitney Houston SoulCycle ride at 7am on Easter Sunday, you’re not doing it right.

Moving 👋🏽

Welcome to Jersey, Jack!

Spreading happiness can be as easy as holding the door for someone. Hold the door for someone today. #Hold4Happiness

What’s the point of living in a world without Dean & DeLuca?

It's not every day your company hosts the VMAs. Proud to welcome the MTV VMAs to Prudential Center, home of New Jersey Devils, for the first time. #VMAsPRU

all heart. all in. all drive.

Take no shit and having zero fucks in 2020. Until then I’m going to take it easy.

I’m still mad at Rachel for giving in to Ross when he threw that toxic male hissy fit when she hired a man nanny.

We need another president who reads Murakami. Or just reads. The bar has been lowered significantly.

WHY is blue raspberry?

By definition, a Millennial is someone who is a digital native, but remembers getting their first pair of roller skates. Isn’t that beautiful? Stop acting like it’s a dirty word.

Now that we can’t buy lattes, I guess we’re going to have to start buying houses.

Hey Philadelphia 76ers fans, design our next shooting shirt and show that you are #OnBrand. Winner will sit on wood floor and ring ceremonial bell when we get back on court! sixe.rs/shootingshirt

This year is making my head hurt

How does New Jersey Devils' Jillian Frechette stay sane #WorkingFromHome? She told #SBJUnpacks yoga helps, but so do swingsets. “Monkey bars purchased the first week of the pandemic are the most important investment we’ve made over the past three months.” 🔗: sbjsbd.biz/2Y1UFwl

Hopping on to commend Mike Scott for not skipping a beat before giving back in his off-season, and to see if anyone else thought immediately of Scott’s Tots when they saw this story.

Not sure if I’m going to cry when I hug my mom again some day (I’m not a hugger) but I’m going to lose it the first time a yoga teacher comes over in savasana to hold down my shoulders.

Waving at the end of a meeting is the new clapping when the plane lands.