Just rejected from my first grad school, what a slay

Was just accepted to my first grad school!!!!!!!!!!!!

My car is currently at the mechanic for an inspection and I’m waiting for the call that goes “yeah so your engine rotor belt wheel oil tire brakes are broken so that’ll be a bajillion dollars you stupid women”

Trying to find a wedding guest outfit, that’s not a dress, but isn’t super masculine but also not like,,, a jumpsuit? Having difficulties

My gf has been giving me either Benadryl or Sudafed and it’s supposed to be Benadryl but every day she says it’s Sudafed and so I really don’t know

Right now, 98 MILLION people on the East Coast are under air quality alerts from Canadian fires and, last night, NYC had the worst air quality in the world. Climate change makes wildfires more frequent and widespread. If we do nothing, this is our new reality. It's time to act.

Uncollected poem by me on class and my Watford origins...

Every once in a while I get asked why I’m not into men and I don’t know how to say that it’s just all of it

Living in a city reminds me that gay ppl really do exist

Free shots are the best shots

They didn’t boo Chris Christie hard enough

Adele could still be a lesbian

If you’re gonna dine and dash at least rack up a tab

What did the NJ school system do to my gf?

we failed the lesbians today and missed the zodiac question at bar trivia

being in love will have you put your pride aside and go to places you never thought you would, like new jersey

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I don’t know what I did to piss off the universe but I’m really over it today

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