Asking the birds on my deck to rate me on Yelp. Okay, begging.

How is any of this for me? Closest thing is rats.

I NEED you to imagine this actually happening in real liie. One of the funniest moments on television? The improv legend! youtu.be/HvBkiXybUp8

Haven't felt this impacted by seasonal allergies in a decade. Nature is truly returning<33444

In high school and colllege, if I was having a “special meal,” it was at Outback Steakhouse. Nearly a decade and a half of living in NYC has taught me there are much better foodstuffs, but, friends, let me tell you: Having Outback delivered in quarantine is just magical.

I've got rhythm I've got music I have consistent existential fear WHO COULD ASK FOR ANYTHING MORE? Who could ask for anything mooore?

Yes, I want to hug the shit out of my friends, but I am also desperate to harmonize with them sans lag.

Playing my fave game as a visually impaired person: BUG! OR! FLOATER!

Maybe I've watched too many exotic animal videos lately because I keep thinking of my room as my enclosure.

If you haven't donated, try a bail fund local to you.

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In honor of my dad, I will call the eateries "Benihanas" and "Chipoltee" for the rest of my life.

GRIEF FRIGGIN' BLOWS.

Shrimp for everyone who has ever sung "Lips Like Sugar" at karaoke!

Pollen is really mean. :(

It's been 6 months and my dad is STILL dead? This is bullshit.

a little over 30 years ago all my love

I am about ready to pay for studio time just so I can scream the kind of scream I want to scream, you know?