I know I have things that I HAVE to do, but sometimes you just gotta step back, slow down, and enjoy life for a evenin or two

Some bald guy told me today that I looked like a girl with my hair...I looked at him and smiled from ear to ear and just said “girls wish they had hair like mine...I bet you just wish you had hair in general huh?”. The look on his face was PRICELESS

Here’s my year in emoji: #HappyNewYear #MyEmojiYear 🤦🏽‍♀️

I have the biggest heart and that gets me in trouble ALOT

I swear everyone in my family got pretty blue or green eyes BUT me...ohhh noooooo I had to get eyes that are so dark brown they look black 🙃

i think all girls have that one fragrance that every time you smell it, it just brings back horrible memories from being in the jr high locker room. mine is vanilla bean noel from bath and body works

i wonder what it’s like to not feel nauseous every single day of your life

If your powers on and you’re warm thank a lineman. Not enough credit for all my brothers.

anyone else’s boyfriend set 10 different alarms in the morning and not wake up to a single one of them