Here to stay. . .! ⏰⏰

What in the actual hell.....

Neither Joe or Kamala were my first choice. And that means absolutely nothing because we are here now and we have to vote that man out of office.

Here is what I want White America to understand.

I truly believe my kindergarteners are smarter than Trump.

If Ty Hill scores a touchdown tonight against the Patriots, we'll give a Tyreek Hill autographed jersey to someone who retweets this tweet AND follows us!

I’ve written 13 tweets and deleted them because I don’t know what to say. What do you say to this? How do you reckon being religious or moral or proud of America with this? How to tolerate anyone who would affiliate with or vote for this monstrous administration of horrors?

You can’t CLAIM a state honey

JOE BIDEN DEFEATS PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP The Associated Press declares Joe Biden the winner of a grueling campaign for the American presidency. He will lead a polarized nation through a historic collision of health, economic and social crises. #APracecall

Maybe it’s a small thing, but... we will return to having a pet in the White House.

This energy just feels different. I know there’s a tremendous amount of work to be done, but for tonight let’s sit with the joy and relief of this moment. As a physician, I feel hopeful that human suffering in this pandemic will lessen with this changing of the guard.

If Tyreek Hill scores 2+ touchdowns AND the Chiefs win today, we'll give a Tyreek Hill autographed jersey to someone who retweets this tweet AND follows us!

I want a chiropractor to crack my entire body like a glow stick

if you’re unvaccinated and you complain about the mask mandates coming back to KC I just want to make sure you understand this is your fault

The Joe Biden deer in a Kevlar vest statement wasn’t a joke. He didn’t deliver it like a joke. It’s actually a terrific point. Nobody in the world needs to own an assault weapon. Nobody. Not a single person. It serves one purpose. To kill people.

i made a little presentation

RIP to my bank account

Put her in Knives Out 3

MAGA doesn’t like you retweeting this.