mcdonald

im checking all of ur locations

this is the most Sims 4 thing I have ever seen. he even goes straight to pushups 😭

every time i remember it wasn’t me to blow up her bitch ass sister i get so mad at myself

the internet is so cool

my man just went to see his friend while the smell of my puss was all over his lips 😛😛😛😛

my boyfriend doesn't love me anymore #confirmed (he left me on read)

on zillow looking at houses i can't afford and i found GOLD lmao what is this

bf keeps being weird about the fact that i don't shave my pits every few days so i'm thinking of never shaving ever again :)

the concept of a cat purring when happy ... wow. amazing work

they should invent an easier way to explain how to crochet

why the FUCK are my favorite socks starting to shrink. >:(

i yearn for grandmas house

mustache epidemic :(

is this play about us ?!?!?!

wow. i guess it was a good thing that all of my school pictures came out bad

i really like that pizza is the it girl

LMFAOOOO WHATTT THIS IS EVERYTHING TO ME. NOT MILEY BEING THEIR CHILD OF DIVORCE.