here's the thing. if you think trump is a fascist, like hitler was, then you have to accept that this is a ridiculous thing to do. "in response to hitler's policies, some members of the german left party wore purple hats" do you see how stupid that sounds

Bill Burr says "idiot" Elon Musk is "evidently a Nazi" with "dyed hair plugs and a laminated face." "I just refuse to believe it was an accidental two-time Sieg Heil. And he does it at a presidential inauguration! This is why I hate liberals. Liberals have no teeth whatsoever.

Libertarians took over a town in New Hampshire. They gutted the government, slashing every “wasteful” service. Including garbage pickup. Due to this, the town was soon overrun by bears. The libertarians fled. That failed experiment is now happening on a national scale.

crime is legal.

Nintendo Switch 2? Looks like you need to switch 2 another console, or better yet, switch 2 a better form of government so that your games, and your eggs don't cost 300 smackers. you've got egg on your face, from when the president smacked you, so face the music. Wii Music.

the great depression had Shirley Temple to raise america’s spirits and reassure everyone that brighter days were ahead. and we have that too. we have The Rizzler

The day I ask AI to generate an image of a politician in my favorite team’s uniform is the day I hope someone blows my brains out in front of my family. They’d understand.

WAKE UP ETHAN

We must reckon with the fact that a significant number of Americans won’t pay for hungry kids to get lunch or sick kids to get healthcare, but they will pay $500,000 to a white woman for calling a 5-year-old Black kid the n-word. We also must reckon with the fact that the vast

my goal w the ucla student encampments was to show you how different the reality on the ground was from the way the media was framing it. the la protests are the same. it feels chaotic from afar. but the protesters are your neighbors. the threat is ice. the threat is the police.

Y'all are for peaceful protests only? I'm more of a "by any means necessary" kinda guy

there is no way to protest against fascism that the fascist powers will deem acceptable. when protest is peaceful, they respond with violence. when protest is not peaceful, they respond with violence. So ultimately, those who are siding with ice, the cops, and the federal

Waymos are actually the perfect symbol to burn. They're unmanned, so you know a driver wasn't hurt, and they were created to eliminate jobs and extract money from the community and send it elsewhere. You know, the things they accuse undocumented workers of.

Ethan Klein: "I am opening our IP to the world. Anything with me in it, go for it man, monetize it. I will not claim, I will not remove, I will not do anything. I mean, to be fair it's basically been my policy." Producer Dan: "But now you're making it explicit." Klein: "Yeah."

This is the most heartbreaking depressing thing I’ve ever seen in my life

I am once again asking you to stop sending us money. But we do need your time. ⏰

It's a beautiful afternoon, isn't it? #Enjoyhell

“When we decline to speak ill of the dead, it’s because we have compassion for the living. In this respect, I am sorry for Kirk’s children. I don’t know if Kirk was a good father, but if he was, that does little to mitigate the damage he did to other people’s children.”