April Fools' Day 2022: BBC accidentally displayed story about Rory Stewart becoming No 10 comms chief inews.co.uk/news/april-foo…

My strongest memory of COVID: I was sat in a respirator. They are horrible to wear. It made my nose stream and I'd gone deaf in one ear from pressure on my temperomandibular joint from the mask straps. I was tired. So, utterly, dog tired. I'd just reviewed a man, in his 50s

Every half decent Tory MP is wondering how on earth they ended up in this position, led by a proven liar. They’re terrified of admitting it. The only way they’ll take action is if their constituents write to them now to express their anger. Please RT and write.

Oh, rats. My car has been stolen. Full of luggage, including several notebooks full of my work. Unlikely, I know, but if anyone sees a pile of dumped bags in the Norton Lees area of Sheffield, please let me know! Or unlikelier still, the car itself: red Mazda CX-30, LL70 GJF.

Surely one of the greatest headlines ever written.

Former President George W. Bush: “The decision of one man to launch a wholly unjustified and brutal invasion of Iraq. I mean of Ukraine.”

I'm convinced they know the rules 😂😂

You are not affiliated with our farm and this is not supporting Emmanuel in any way. In fact, you’re profiting off of someone else’s content. I am currently working on putting merch together and this is super disappointing to see..

If you oppose NHS privatisation, RT this. I need to know who to follow next (it’ll be you). 💙

This is an eye opener

The good news is that almost 18000 people have RTd my pinned tweet, to indicate they oppose NHS privatisation. The bad news is that in order to follow each person I now have to scroll through thousands of names 🤣. Pls RT this if you oppose NHS privatisation! Let’s start again!💙

Tears of laughter watching Joe Lycett tonight. One of the best gigs I’ve seen.

The fact that you've probably never seen this complete humiliation of Kelvin Mackenzie is a mark of just how craven most of the British media is. Please watch it all the way through. He literally runs away, squealing, from his own brand of 'journalism'. youtu.be/ErqQxlbNpUg

Wow. Kwasi Kwarteng attended private champagne reception *hours* after delivering mini-budget where hedge fund managers (who would gain from crash in pound) urged him to double down - scoop from ⁦Tim Shipman⁩ & ⁦⁦Gabriel Pogrund⁩ thetimes.co.uk/article/kwasi-…

Not much of a silver lining, given the size of the cloud, but at least we now know that any producer or presenter using guests from Institute of Economic Affairs is either deliberately promoting their ridiculous, utterly discredited agenda or treating their audience with complete contempt. Or both.

You misinterpret my song "Something Inside So Strong". #BorisJohnson's 1st instinct is to lie (his safe place) He defines the electorate as "stooges" I assessed him as not be trusted after seeing him on "Have I Got News For You". He continues to confirm my assessment as accurate.

Just listened to Matt Hancock on The News Agents and have never shouted F Off more often in my life. But listening to Matt, for every one of me shouting F Off, there’s 10 telling him “well done”. You wouldn’t know them though. They go to a different school. #WhatAPrick.