I think that’s what we call checkmate, bitches.

Dangit man. I really coulda learned from this guy.

Imagine consistently spreading fake stories that even Grok, an AI created by Elon Musk (a self proclaimed MAGA follower) is debunking in the comments. The MAGA movement is pathetically sad, uncoordinated, uneducated and downright clueless. An embarrassment to Republicans.

And that 1.6% consisted of the wealthiest land owners, nearly all of whom were “Southern Democrats”… a party whose core beliefs today align with the group affectionately known as MAGA.

@ASGIndex Cry more, coattail-riding cuck

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It won’t even be remembered by Friday. Pussies.

#eSECpn seeing CFB around the corner, preparing to break out into super hero mode… #AnbiguouslyCollusiveNetwork

And then Bill So Hard walks in with d*ck in hand

Pretend SEC is a “best conference” in football and make that your social media self worth needle.

Bama Willy And then got embarrassed in the game against tOSU. After Georgia got beat by Notre Dame. Ouch. Your conference is a joke bro. Take a seat conference chanter.

Jimmy Crawford @sofiabrry But let’s stop with the narrative they are a “different team.” Every SEC team does this in an early season OOC loss. Every single one. It’s a pattern with you gumps. Accept you weren’t better and move on. Get past your ESPN talking points for once.

So Auburn fan wants to defend Alabama by saying show us the score of our big brother against a 2-3 team? Great conference flex, cuck. #IncestIsBestInSEC

But 𝕏 and Starlink didn’t skip a beat

Wired: And why are they producing the most ranked matchups? #eSECpnPropagandaWorksOnMedia

I’m currently tracking and photographing an object moving 135,000 mph in interplanetary space being photobombed by dozens of objects in low Earth orbit… I love my job so much.

Bryan Who said anything about “strength of conference”? Good lord kid, AGAIN, stop obsessing over your conference so much. Read the tweet again moron. We’re talking about teams here. Be less of a loser in life, Sally.

Imagine thinking anything looks worse than being in the losing end of 38-3. Delusion, thy name is SEC fan.

Congrats SEC. All your years of conference chanting have now created THIS. You played yourself.