I do not know how to make/keep conversation with people that aren’t already my good friends and I think that’s why I’ll be single for some time now

Ya know that part of the Incredibles where the robot picks up Mr. Incredible and stretches him out until his spine pops back into place? Yeah I need that in my life

Nobody: Mr. Crocker: _______________ |\ \ \|\ \/////////// \|\ \_____ \|\ \ \|\ \///// \|\ \ \|\ \ \|\____\ \///////

This is not an attack on your personal freedom. This is a global pandemic. Spot the difference and stay home

Since it's 4/13, here's your reminder 😊

I don't like getting political too often, but I really don't think Gov. Whitmer should be cancelled for enacting a policy designed to save lives. Y'all need to chill

If you cook pot-stickers in a nonstick pot it tears a hole in the matrix

Coronavirus isn't getting to me as long as I have my OU Hockey puck