I said it before, am saying it again, one day someone will look at Kenya and say, here lie the ruins of a country destroyed by greed.

Days of Perez money are over. This PSG is ruthless

RIP Ozzy Osbourne

Can you tell us how he died, where, and why?

Sometimes the government eats its own children.

Kindiki na huyo m7 wa COTU ndio swara. Lakini huyo striker Masuud ni Hojlund tu.

Hata mpira ni bad news tu.

Mtu ashikilie jirani

Jirani Annita, Merimela, Nakshi mrembo, Cinderella, binti kiziwi na Macmuga wanafunga kamba na mdomo tu

Jirani kinge'nge' shida, kandanda shida, vipi tena. Itawalizimu mwatafute Macmuga na Annita mseme WANTAM!

Season in season out the certainty of taxes, death and Spurs beating City is inevitable.

A very much welcomed sub

Might as well rename to Stoke city fc. Dark arts club.

Microsoft notifying me of changes in terms of agreement as if I even knew them in first place. Just accept, next, next, typical and finish.

Hamilton to Ferrari was supposed to bring the glory days, Mbeumo, Cunha, Sesko were signed under such a notion. The truth is sometimes the team, culture and system is far below the standards, down the pits that their brilliance is swallowed in the filth. Life is a pitch.

Bring on international break trolling!

Nkikumbuka huyo mzee alisign malacia, Hojlund, Bayindir, Onana, Anthony badala Kudus, Ugarte place ya J Neves, akwende huko.

26/27 Release Bruno Casemiro Shaw Heaton Dalot Maguire Mount ( subject to conditions) Bomb Squad Onana Bayindir Rashford Sancho Ugarte Malacia

Hi, it's Pendo...

36 points on the bench for Fantasy Premier League team. Give me something for the pain