If anyone is out doing Black Friday shopping in Miami, please turn your phone sideways before recording any fights at Walmart. #ONLYinDADE @HeathenFam

There’s so much shit to be mad at right now but THIS being a penalty is fucking insane

R.I.P.

Me: I hate myself. Also me:

It’s all a sham.

Remembering Joe Takagi and Harry Ellis, who both went to work at the Nakatomi Plaza on Christmas Eve 1988, and never came home

Uber in 2013: $3 to go to the airport Wearing a tuxedo Opens the door for you Uber in 2024: $90 to go 6 blocks Smells like a locker room Wheels fall off mid-ride

10 years ago today, Jameis Winston led Florida State over Auburn to win the National Championship! 🍢 Oh and happy birthday, Jameis Winston. 🎥: ACC Network

A true great man. Great dad. Great actor. Great athlete. So much fun to be around always. Smart as hell. Loyal as hell. Funny as hell. Loved his sons more than anything. What a guy!! Everyone loved him. My wife and I had the best times with him every time we saw him. Love to

Your family read books and wrote book reports. That’s great. That’s not a doctor.

😂

This anywhere near you, WindTalker ?

The opening ceremony of the Olympics felt like the closing ceremony of humanity.

I’m at over 50% of my income going to state and federal taxes. If government can’t make it work with over half of my labor, plus sales and property taxes, and they are printing money, then that’s more of a “them” problem. I’m tapped out, thanks!

President Donald J. Trump will save the squirrels 🐿️ 😢 RIP P’Nut

Every time 😂

Done

Reporter: how many times do you plan to embarrass the Alabama football program on national TV? Kalen DeBoer:

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