One of my favorite things about traveling is that it breaks the illusion that your current life is the only possible one.

guess what? mercury retrograde ends TOMORROW. you did it. you made it through. give yourself a pat on the back.

Being queer in Nairobi is knowing which Uber driver feels safe… which cousin will out you… which church auntie is watching you… And still finding a way to laugh with your friends in a cheap nyama choma spot. Joy is resistance.

Paying taxes in Kenya feels like funding criminal activities.

Period boobs are sooooooooooo heavyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

So thankful I experienced childhood before phones and social media took over.

less chatgpt more lgbt

You’re bored because you don’t do side quests, bro. Life is more than just work and bed rotting. Here are 50 side quests to complete:

It's me. I am people.

Our ceo fired the entire 12 person QA team last month and replaced them with an ai automated testing pipeline to save $1.2M today, we lost $6M in orders because a bot hallucinated a discount code that made everything in the store 0. The best part? he asked the lead dev to hop

Women yap a lot when they really like you, and I find it so cute. When they’re with you, they just keep talking about the most random things. Then you’re there, smiling, listening, and adding to the gist to make her yap even more. And then she catches herself mid-yap and says,

Ungekuwa unafuatilia health status of the country hivi, hospitals hazingekuwa zinakosa ata paracetamol,mbwa wewe!

an eldest daughter once said being the firstborn means you’re automatically irritated by incompetence. not because you’re harsh, but because you were never given the room to be incompetent yourself. the daughters who know… know.

I once read somewhere that after an especially exhausting life,some souls choose to reincarnate as a tree spending a century just resting. I haven't looked at trees the same since then

Good afternoon patriots. Here is one of the most painful doses of anger that I am delivering. It pains a lot because I have to administer it knowing that our being as citizens matters less to the political class. So a mother and her son drowned crossing a bridge in Uasin Gishu.

I fucking DESPISE annual corporate self-review and goal setting. My goal is to get a paycheck every couple weeks

I'm begging the internet to stop showing me 5 to 9 morning routines where someone drinks structured water, journals for an hour, and does ice plunges before sunrise. My morning routine is hitting snooze until the fear of homelessness physically drags me out of bed.

Relationships are way better when the goal is to experience life together & not to try to shape the person into who you want them to be