"Are you sure you don’t mind if we cancel?" me :

sleeping hungry because I didn't want to cook

how it feels to skip work even though they really need you

When u ask someone to repeat themselves for the 3rd time & u still don't understand what they said

So what do you like to do for fun? Me

no one wants to play mancala these days and that’s the problem

gun to my head if you asked me to subtract fractions i’d die

i like days where i can just lay in bed and watch shows and sleep on and off all day 😭

EVERYTHING KEEPS COSTING MONEY!!

“i literally told you this last week” me:

opening this app is like lighting a cigarette

The older I get the more I hate making extra stops after work I drive home like I’m late for the house.

“staying home saves me money” also me:

Lost my car chapstick so now my bag chapstick is in my car & I had to replace it with my nightstand chapstick so now everything is a fucking mess.

Don’t ever talk to me about Labubu again

the feminine urge to keep adding to someone’s gift cuz “it isn’t enough” 😭

my man saw these first <3