//In Rey’s defence she came with a trainer that’s not crashing that’s being a plus one,

I am here also to study how to ‘officiate’ a wedding so I don’t ‘fuck up’ later this month, but mostly to give my blessings to the grooms.

//Gotta photoshop the photoshoot so Gwa looks happy to be there

IT WAS ONE TIME I CANNOT LIE UNLESS THE FIRE OF TRUTH IS RELAXED AND DID NOT EVEN KNOW IT POSSIBLE UNTIL THEN, AND IT WAS VERY VERY DAMAGING TO THE FABRIC OF THE UNIVERSE I CREATED A GOD OF LIES IN THE PROCESS—!

…-I HAVE SPOKEN TOO MUCH. DO NOT PRESS FURTHER. TO UNDERSTAND THE DAMAGE I DID WOULD REVEAL TOO MUCH OF THE DIVINE FOR YOUR MORTAL SELF TO COMPREHEND.

“Hatsune Miku is not flesh and blood, but she is a real thing.”

THANK YOU FOR UNDERSTANDING.

You did not know it would cause such a tear in reality, so do not blame yourself.

[Cozying down in a warm little hole, heated by their own fire. Mmmmmm.]

There is a small child running about. Well then.

My champion is getting married!!

“Will all guests please be seated!” They’re in humanoid form at the altar, the red dress or fire replaced by a more robe like appearance.

“You all may rise, and head to the reception hall.”

Hilda is very much an anomaly. But she’s also my champion.