a thread of petitions for yall to sign:

On this day in 1988, John McClane saved the Nakatomi Plaza from a team of European terrorists. Never forget. 🎄🎅🏻🔫🔥

2 hour car journey is the last thing I'm needing right now😷

Aberdeen are red The media are blue The Premiership's over Get it up you

Breaking: Adam Johnson deletes vile tweet minutes after release, disgusting behaviour.

FULL TIME | St Johnstone 3-0 Aberdeen FC! Three goals and a clean sheet, fantastic! #STJvABE

Leicester City. Champions of England.

CHAMPIONS!!!!

@HarvJamez Mike Maclean Gregor Monro

@MrDanielCabral LADbible Andrew Yule

NEWS IN VIEW: Joey Barton in hot water at Rangers after telling boss "my son is older than this club"

@stushy93 @Scottish_Tweets Gregor Monro

@greghemphill96 Andrew Yule Gregor Monro

Yeeeeeeees🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙈🍀

@lilyemmett Andrew Yule

@Sam__Preen Andrew Yule Craig Yule