Immigration officer at Gatwick scans my fingerprints. “What do you do?” Me: “bathroom fitter” Him: dead serious “Don’t become a burglar. Your fingerprints are very clear.” Then just… “Have a nice day 🙂” HELLO??? IS THIS FORESHADOWING???

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Skill issue

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me reading this at 2am. *crickets chirping furiously *

me when a 25 year old talks to me

Trump: "Where's Gays For Trump?" Supporter: "We're over here!" Trump: "You don't look gay."

African village content creators are so direct 😂

One thing about South Africans is that music cannot be ignored anywhere. It's there for dancing. Hamba Thabiso en Oom Jannie. ♥️😂🕺

Fate loves irony 😂

🤣😅 #Venezuela

Richard Deitsch Done ✔️

Gaussian splat using LichtFeld Studio 58 photos took with an iPhone 14

OMG who made this 😭😂🤣

the judi dench cameo fucking sent me 🤣😭

Early contender for my favorite video of the year. It's the eyebrows for me.

Temu delivery guy crossing the Strait of Hormuz to deliver my fake Rolex