Nathaniel and I have been keeping in touch.

"Actually I think it was something about the future of the Jean Grey School being as bright as Wolverine is tall."

101 ways to kill a Quire

Given the stats on how long mutants tend to keep their spouses alive I wouldn't reccommend it.

Dibs.

A little telepathic secret just for Jeff: ~love you too, buddy.

You're killin' me, Jeff. Its hard to keep up this cool persona when you're standing next to me looking cuter than every Squishmallow in the known universe.

Do us a favor and start by grounding yourself

Can you believe the X-Men let this guy teach the Health class in my universe

//yall I'm not even joking

Can we slow down on the time and inter-dimensional traveling? It's reaching the point where I'm older than people who used to be my damn professors.

He gives up and surrenders to being Jeff's pillow.

That said, the visit to that weird gross shrimp dimension for Jeff's birthday is still on

Wolverine was a kid at one point? Are you positive, because l'm pretty sure he came snarling into existence already growling and "bub"ing with a beer in his hand.

Next time he pisses me off I'm streaming the entire Trolls movie trilogy directly into his brain.

//Nobody: Marvel artists that decided to give Quentin anime girl eyes for some reason:

Benji is dead to me, I'm now accepting applications for a new best friend.

The guy hasn't even been able to get his head out of a fish bowl