You lot are not ready for the package Michelle Kang is cooking for Mapi.

british chappell roan voice: you can snog a hundred lads in spoons

WE GET TO EMBARRASS OURSELVES IN THE UWCL AGAIN

Nick Cushing on Man Utd: “They’re a good team with a good coach. But their biggest asset is their desire to win.”

Here's a projection of how the stream crash screen is going to look like with the updated WSL logo ✨️

obsessed with the energy bayern are bringing to the world sevens tournament

Half and half scarf final boss

I want a live feed on Emma Hayes NOW #UWCL

Alessia potentially being saved from that 5-2 being the worst performance a Russo has had at a Villa this year

Greenwood and Carter tracking back after being done by the seventeenth consecutive jrk chop

Want to know Bacha’s xSTEPOVERS stat after this match

The craziest part about all of this is that Sarina’s gonna start that exact same lineup in the final

You’re telling me I have to go back to watching Marc skinner’s United after this tournament ends 😭

Where is Rachel Williams

When will they accurately portray the life of a lawyer (crying over a DD report at 3am, reviewing badly drafted SH01 forms, having to exhume a matter number to get a cab home etc)

Yessssss United get em again

At last the WSL have listened to fans! They heard the disappointment & fury over the 12pm kickoffs & abandoned them mid season to change them to the much more desirable 11:55am. We have power when we come together ❤️⚽