pro tip: it gets even funnier the 97th time

obit idea #67: “in the end, he grabbed us all by the pussy”

The Church of the American Jesus is built on bad faith ⛪️🇺🇸

I don’t what’s sadder, the wheels on the cross or the Cardinals hanging banners

participation trophies are cool now

Talarico is the dems' Austin Reaves

game on, gentlemen

that’s american entrepreneurship at its finest

Maybe focus on proper punishment for all the American losers who drive drunk

Trump’s coming for our guns Trump’s coming for our guns Trump’s coming for our guns

So...NYU gonna keep calling it Tisch?

these are the salad days

Tisch should have just blamed Saquon on Epstein and backed away.

Netflix: YouTube is a major threat and we value cinema, it'll be great. Allow this merger please. Matt Damon: They make you write like a child so that doomscrollers can follow along. Bill Simmons: Yeah and YouTube kinda sucks too. hollywoodreporter.com/business/busin…

this picture is so much funnier knowing he's 5'4"

Was your dad friends with Epstein too?

If you send all the real troops off and think you can contain the people at home with ICE clowns, y'all are deeply f*cked. Torches and pitchforks are coming. Get out of the country now, gilded lilies. The mobs are coming.

dicks.ai

Now that Obama’s poll numbers are in tailspin – watch for him to launch a strike in Libya or Iran. He is desperate.