BIG NEWS: I am introducing a bill to require candidates to disclose under oath their employment, educational, & military history so we can punish candidates who lie to voters about their qualifications. It will be called the Stop Another Non-Truthful Office Seeker (SANTOS) ACT.

I just realised something. Tighten (Megamind) is now accurate.

Hey, @TwitterSupport, why are you sending me mails about tweets? And why does it include a tweet from a right-wing nutjob I don't follow in every one?

Hey NOW, why are you making me a _terrible_ app on my PC? no-one else does. it's been slow, and crashed a couple of times before I get to actually watch what I wanted.

Secure coding practices should’ve been introduced way earlier in my career as a developer. It’s important to bake Security early in the software development lifecycle instead of being viewed as an afterthought.

Lance Reddick has sadly passed away at the age of 60.

Chris Murphy 🟧 > ChatGPT taught itself to do advanced chemistry. it didn't > It wasn't built into the model. it was > Nobody programmed it to learn complicated chemistry. they did > It decided to teach itself, it didn't

Work From Home Policies Vanish As Managers Struggle To Find Something To Do All Day Employers have become increasingly convinced in-person meetings are great for productivity, morale.

fun. I recently bought a new usb C hub, so I had an ethernet port on it (yes, I know to unplug power from it.) Works well, with 2 screens (hdmi and display port) But if I plug my cheapo webcam in, one of the screens stops working.

Collective noun for a group of systems administrators? Disaster?

RT if you’d rather swear allegiance to Count Binface than King Charles III.

🔴Boris Johnson 👉RETWEET if you agree he should never hold any public office again.

please rt him

lucas sent me this and now i'm frantically preparing moo's's resume

some asshat: swearing means you have a small vocabulary 😌 me: the perfunctory nature of profanity does not mitigate its impactful linguistic uses and despite the parochial outlooks of folks such as yourself… you don’t DESERVE more effort than a succinct ‘go fuck yourself’

Why should I be allowed to write OUT OF THE SWALLOWING SEA? So many reasons. But the main reason is because I will be following The Lovers who made it through the first book alive as they struggle to make good decisions against a backdrop of GLORIOUS SCIENTIFIC STUPIDITY.