The last full-size Kmart in the mainland United States will be closing October 20th, heading off to that bright blue light in the sky. Poor little cartoon bulb has no idea what's coming for him. #sketchschooljokes Kmart

A ‘Friends’-themed game show celebrating the 30th anniversary of the popular sitcom is coming to Max. It’s similar to Press Your Luck. But instead of a Whammy, you’ll have to avoid a Ketamine Meanie. #sketchschooljokes Press Your Luck FRIENDS

Miley Cyrus and Dolly Parton are apparently distant relatives. They balance each other out. One works 9 to 5 and the other likes to Party in the USA! #sketchschooljokes Miley Cyrus Dolly Parton

The US returns 297 antiquities stolen or smuggled from India, dating back centuries. When asked if they will return the antiquities acquired during their rule in India the U.K. said in typical British fashion, “Bugger off!” #sketchschooljokes #India VisitBritain 🇬🇧

Batman became the first superhero to get a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Because Hollywood loves rich people dressing up in costume trying to save the world. #sketchschooljokes Batman #Hollywood

A mysterious magma found in extinct volcanoes may be filled with elements to power the future. Because we’re short on Vestal Virgins to appease the Fiery Gods, they'll settle on YouTubers & Tik Tokers who are desperate for ‘likes.’ #sketchschooljokes YouTube TikTok US

A Zoo in Finland is returning 2 giant pandas to China saying they are too expensive to keep. Zookeepers say the panda’s constant DoorDash deliveries, streaming subscriptions and cell phone calls to China are to blame. #sketchschooljokes #China DoorDash thisisFINLAND

Scientists discovered a new species of ghost shark in deep waters near Australia & New Zealand. Just another deadly animal to add to Australia’s list, an invisible shark! Getting attacked and realizing Moana’s ocean has a dark side. #sketchschooljokes Australia #Moana

A remote Alaskan island is on high alert for a rat. They are pulling out all the stops because it turns out it’s this guy: #sketchschooljokes Travel Alaska #RATS Mighty Mouse

Gold is hitting new records again. Here’s what it means: Some of your favorites are coming back like, “I’m Gold Bitch!” And who can forget, “The Original Bling.” And the popular, “Yellow.” The records are set to hit your favorite download platforms. #sketchschooljokes GOLD

DNA from a 3,600-year-old cheese was sequenced by scientists. And it smells about that old as well. #sketchschooljokes #cheese #fromage Science Magazine Science, Space & Robots

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This Week This Week has new show this week! Thursday, October 3rd 8pm DIFFERENT LOCATION. The KENTWOOD THEATER, 8301 Hindry Avenue. SPECIAL GUEST: John Kapelos!! Tickets $15 This Week This Week

Take a few minutes out of your day to watch this lovely, humorous and poignant film.

Hey Er'body. I'll be making the transition to Bluesky soon. Hope to see ya'll there!

I'm packing my bags. I'm upping sticks. The rabbit has died. The potato is on the rusty nail. Making a new home at Bluesky. I'll stay on here a little longer but hope to see ya'll there! This Week This Week TheSketchSchool

Is anyone else noticing there's something weird going on on Facebook? Or is it just me? Facebook The 'handles' underneath people's names are a bunch of gobeldy-gook numbers and letters. Never been there before.

Anyone else having weird issues with Facebook ?

China is taking a page out of someone's playbook. People's Daily, China #china Wile E. Coyote (see pinned) Road Runner

Amazing news! Daphne was just selected by The Cinematic Scribe Screenplay Contest via FilmFreeway.com!