When you guys call me old, you mean old and WISE right?! Cuz I’m chockfull of wisdom now!

why do you all doubt me?!!

I’ve ALMOST died before Countless times actually… This isn’t new information-

:(

hey girlypop.

God I miss the fish- I’m so sorry I couldn’t stop the “extinction” of all fish and fish related creatures

*drinks a bottle of ketchup*

EVEN MY YOUNGER SELVES ARE BULLYING ME?!?!!

NOO I LIKE THE FISHIESS

you make a lot of threats for someone who is short and can’t even do a push-up.

to be completely honest, In MY future timeline.. Monkey King never did FINISH training me, but that's not entirely his fault.. things../came up/ So I had to teach myself for a few years on how the rest of my powers worked, and broke the seal myself heh..

MAN- I haven't had a bowl of pigsy's noodles in ..I think.. YEARS!!

OH! Hey Pigsy!

OOOOHHHH!! well before I answer that, Have you met this kid? about this tall, wears goggles and has bandages on their face, and a mess of hair?? If sooooo!! I'm SOOORRTTAAA in the same situation as them?? hehe ;;;

just 2.. future folk? hehe;;

...yup! uh Surprise?!🎉🎉

They kicked me out the store from buying beer...cuz they know I'm "MK" but don't believe me when I said I was "Older MK" ... I just wanted a drink man-

Do I regret making TK my successor? NO! of course not however.. I'd just like to meet the one who apparently tried to Juggle TK in the Air when they were younger- and dropped them-

I miss being young- and not having a bad back anymore.. oughhhhh

I miss cheese tea- so so much But I lost my wallettt..