Wordle 194 2/6 🟩🟩⬜🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 look I don’t get a lot of wins these days

Wordle 199 4/6 ⬜⬜🟩🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟨 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 my brain wouldn’t wrap around this one at alll

Love having a toddler in a pandemic and knowing that literally any decision I make is the wrong one ✨

Toddler dislikes my glasses. Loudly insists I “wear bare eyes”

Hello Health Canada and PHAC, where is vax for our littlest ones? We’re heading into the worst wave — BA5. No pop immunity, no fourth doses for adults, no isolation requirements (5days isn’t evidence based), no indoor air quality standards, no strategic testing, no public communication.

Toddler has started calling my bathing suit top my “salty bra”

seattle today

time for my annual fall gilmore girls rewatch

My only opinion about house of the dragon is that it is supposed to be scary that one dude is feeding people to the crabs, but when they get around to showing it, it is actually v cute because they’re tiny crabs and they’re just taking careful lil nibbles

The name on everybody's lips is gonna be ... M3GAN

So many more urgent things happening rn but I would VERY MUCH LIKE SEASON TWO OF THIS TURKISH TIME TRAVEL TV SHOW PLS.

The thing about tiktok is that it’ll just serve me up a hey Arnold fan edit set to Taylor swift and it’ll be the most emotionally devastating thing I’ve ever seen? vm.tiktok.com/ZMF9e2ytM/

Became violently ill this Xmas and couldn’t go to dinner so instead stayed home and watched a movie Roger Ebert called “one of the most devastating films ever about anything”

Sometimes I wonder if the other people earning excessive xp on duolingo are also going through a moderate metal health crisis.

Happy birthday to Arnold Lobel, who created the lovely Frog and Toad as well as other children's classics such as Mouse Soup and Owl at Home. May his memory be a blessing. "Arnold was the best friend anyone could ever have. He was loyal, loving, forgiving."

Oh you're climbing the ladder in Street Fighter 6? Talk to me when you're facing the absolute fucking psychopaths in the Diamond League of Duolingo

Fix your hearts or die.