In Focus: Busch Gardens Unveils New 9,600-Mile-Long Endurance Coaster onion.com/1BQSYOq

i regret everything

oh i sorry. I can not hear you over all this me.

so the world ended and now there are like three phoenixes running around and none of them are me. #disappoint

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// sorry guys but so much tea Adagio Teas adagio.com/herbal/foxtrot…

Recent Graduate Figures She Might As Well Do Good In World Until Economy Picks Up onion.com/1MsFKRC

yo AUTHOR In Your MFA -- you might wanna see how close to genre you're getting. allerdrake.tumblr.com/post/126577861…

Mass Shootings: A small contingent of Americans would like to see fewer of these onion.com/1SmrdH9

ok ok what the FUCK, summers? nice gesture, hardly revolutionary, mostly we're all just confused as to what's going on. #wednesdayspoilers

also, some of us telepaths don't interfere in our friends' sex lives. like, c'mon, you know better than that. #wednesdayspoilers

right, go on a Cliche Teen Road Trip in your nerdy physics-defying tardis-bus, i don't care... i'm just gonna stay here in editorial limbo.

have I put a shirt on since last january? wouldn't you like to know. #talesfromeditoriallimbo

alligator fights and cherry slushies are for children, anyway #talesfromeditoriallimbo #notnamingnames x.com/theonion/statu…

consumerism is the opiate of the masses; merry x-mas everyone.

happiness comes/when everything numbs/who needs cocaaaaaine?/freeze your braaaaaaaain

#talesfromeditoriallimbo : the thing is, I have no fucking idea what cyclops did, either. no. fucking. clue.

guess what i got for christmas from my dad! hint: it was nothing.

still no clue what big cyke did to piss us all off, get the feeling I'm gonna agree with whatever he did #talesfromeditoriallimbo

#talesfromeditoriallimbo do i get a snazzy all-new redesign, Marvel Entertainment? or am i still lounging around with 'thanos was right' on my chest?