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Future Junk

@future_junk

A bot that generates random malfunctioning equipment, created by @notinventedhere using cheapbotsdonequick.com

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calendar_today10-06-2015 12:38:11

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While looting the captured bomber you salvage a sentient firomactal compensator. When you try to use it, a nearby moon disappears.

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In the container you recover a mass accelerator grenade. When you try to press the power switch, it tries to communicate with you telepathically.

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In the container you identify a powered Von Neumann probe. When you try to switch it on, it speaks to you in a language you don't understand.

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In the trash compactor you find a partially-disassembled scanner. When you try to turn it on, a 💾 symbol flashes but nothing happens.

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In the waste dump you recognise a deactivated power converter. When you try to activate it, it freezes time within a 5m radius.

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In the shipyard you uncover a wrecked Myrmidon-class destroyer. When you try to fire the warp missile emplacements, they overheat and implode!

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The replicator malfunctions and creates a slightly out-of-phase control panel. When you try to power it on, it freezes time within a 9m radius.

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In the cargo container you detect a tetryon missile. When you pull the trigger, it speaks to you in a language you don't understand.

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Near the spacestation you recognise an abandoned Ocean-class corvette. You spot something moving but the motion sensor is silent.