Mayhaps. I might have very well caused a huge aberration.

WH— THE OTHER RIP PUT HIS BADONKA IN THE TIME CORE? THAT COULD HAVE CATASTROPHIC CONSEQUENCES? ...But did it feel good?

My badonka doesn’t belong in the time core, I may as well be the only intelligent RIP out there. I shove mine in the fabricator and have Gideon construct things.

FAKE NEWS STILL EXIST IN 2020? YOU’D THINK PEOPLE HAVE HAD GOOD ENOUGH OF AN EYE VISION TO SEE THROUGH THE LIES. BULLOCKS.

Wink wonk.

Fifty bucks and you get one. I prohibited Gideon from making them, but I could make an exception..

It was either Jackson or Mister Palmer, all I heard before the plane appeared was the microwave going off. March 8, 2014. I believe it was heading towards Malaysia..

Ten and a bubblegum would suffice. Once I receive payment the construction of your new toy will begin. Question: what would a Rip Hunter toy look like to you?

Alternate timelines, remember? We’ll be just fine.

The time master makes a judging face once he’s presented with the chewed gum. Within the flick of his fingers he throws away the gun in disgust. Ignoring the dollar bill he turns around and starts walking; ❝ Gideon, prepare the fabricator. ❞

sad :( now that gum is lost to history

Throws a human-shaped dildo at * ╱ 𝗋𝗎𝖾 Rip Hunter dildo.

How so?

Yeah, yeah. Just use that toy for good purposes.

<—— Is not Horny.

Shut up about the Hunter Dildo, damn it.

That feeling when it was 1366 and a certain Time Master happened to find it. 😔

Looks like this fellow time traveler is about to go and visit the year 2000. May Barry’s mother Rest In Peace.

Currently blowing up various different popular landmarks.