Give a man a duck and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to duck and he'll never walk into a bar.

online mathematicians will never be goated mathoverflow.net/questions/5093…

Blame the victim

Just for a second I thought this was yet another "button" poll and I started trying to figure out how many people die if I pick “basic pose 1".

Mr Singh walks into a bank in London and asks to see the bank manager. He explains he's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow £5000. The Manager says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so Mr Singh hands over the keys to a new Rolls

Zeus: so two guys ran sub 2 hour marathons today Pheidippidies: holy shit, I guess I’m going to meet them any second now Zeus, unsure of how to soften the blow: No, they’re actually totally okay. In fact you were basically the only person to ever die from a marathon

Now you have a huge uninsulated void beside a window that already is a huge source of heat loss. Well done.

Would’ve never happened if he had a ball room.

What the hell is going on this city?! I accidentally left 2 New York Mets tickets on my passenger seat. Somebody broke in and left me 3 more! Hey-oooooo #LGM

For those interested, hollow points will also mark your attacker, and its permanent.

Sphere Not!

Stop trying to make ‹ham smuggler› happen.

This takes "I'll have a thigh piece" to a whole different place.

When you take GLP1’s you become friends with food since you are no pose no threat to it

The Expendables/The Replacements Moana/Jaws Billy Madison/28 Years Later Sinners/Barbie The Mummy/American Pie Project Hail Mary/Stepford Wives/Planet of the Apes

I guess its not just DBAs that fail to clean up old databases that aren't being used. Apparently network admins aren't good at it either. arstechnica.com/security/2026/…

Did the Somalis send the hijacked ship back to its home port under control of the original crew after inspection? Did the US reflag the ship they boarded and keep it for themselves? Sometimes word choice in headlines is more than just a cynical synonym game.

You won't know who the next Einstein is until long after they have changed things. His genius was realized late; that's like his thing. Maybe she's the next Fermi or Bohr.