This is like my dad's race team where we had one Legend car

Think of the City of Hollywood

I forgot that the South won the Civil War. Funny, I remember it going the other way. But all the Confederate flags can't be wrong, right?

I know we're supposed to hate Trump, and I do. But Mike Pence scares me more.

Huh, weird. It seems like the only civilized country to have mass shootings on this scale so frequently is the US. #TexasChurchMassacre

Someone should seriously start looking into this. This is a problem only WE have. #TexasChurchMassacre

Then again, when shootings like this keep happening, It brings doubt upon whether or not we are a "Civilized" Country #TexasChurchMassacre

I mean, the first sentence of this is really spot on. So sad to hear he's clinging to life. Go Charles. Let go. Return to the void. x.com/realdonalbtrum…

Can Ben Affleck and Batman just fuck already? I'm sick of this "Will they or won't they?" bullshit.

I'm on to you Ryan Reynolds. With Detective Pikachu, you're one step closer to your goal of getting a monopoly on the initials "DP"!

Dear Alabama, We know that you have the choice between a Democrat and a Child Molester. As much as you hate Democrats, I'd like to point out that unlike child molestation, being a Democrat is not a crime. I'd also like to point out that Roy Moore failed to do his last job too.

.J.K. Rowling Hey JK we wrote a new Harry Potter chapter using predictive text, and I think you may like it :) x.com/botnikstudios/…

You fools! In electing #DougJones for #AlabamaSenate, you've given #RoyMoore more free time! And we all know what he'll do with that! (Disclaimer: This what is called a joke. I'm very glad Alabama didn't elect an accused child rapist.)

Roy Moore refuses to give up. It's like he's Roy Moore and this election is a 14 year old girl.

Tonight, Alabama showed the world that the lesser of two evils is the one that doesn't stick its dick in 14 year-olds.

When Liberals do it, we're vulgarizing the culture. But when Conservatives do it, they're sticking it to the man and not being "Politically Correct". Got it. x.com/SaveUSA1776/st…

When you see #DoomsdayClock trending, and you hope it's about the comic books, but deep down, you know comic books never trend, and that the world sucks right now.

#ToleranceMeans Understanding that there are people who have beliefs that don't align with yours, and being able to live with it. Most of you are talking about acceptance, which is the wholehearted embrace of such people. Tolerance is just not letting it ruin your life.

#ToleranceMeans Not banning people from your place of business just because of who they love.

"Molest Mouse" #TypoBandNames