"Whoever keeps hanging air fresheners in my house, kindly stop. I keep tripping over things."

// Ah, so that explains it

// Gasp! Eighteen notifications? I wonder who could have... Twitter: "Hey check out all these dozens of Tweets you missed you lazy moron." Ah, yeah. Those. Maybe I neglect this account a little.

"Someone just informed me that Basil wasn't wearing pants during the Tournament of Power, even though his brothers were. Should I find that strange? Nobody seems to find that strange."

#ThoughtsBeforeFallingAsleep "Did I remember to close my eyes?"

"Did... did Yamcha write this?"

"I used to rely on the element of surprise. No one suspects that a blind fox can fight. Now that my secret is out, I'm inundated with challenges from people who coat themselves in vile-smelling substances. I still win of course, but I'm finding it increasingly unpleasant."

"It's definitely a good night for a spar. Or... is it day? What time is it?"

"Ha, yes, I didn't 'see' that coming. Oh you are clever, aren't you?"

Majora sat in a run-down noodle shop on the far side of town, idly stirring his food as he rested his head on one arm. It wasn't that he wasn't grateful to have been returned from oblivion, but he'd prefer to have forgotten how he'd lost. That damned shoe...

"I don't understand why people keep talking about moons, and at this point... I don't want to ask."

// Me: "I'm going to make an earnest attempt at having a serious roleplay account for once. No memes." Also me: "When your opponent can turn invisible but they're wearing cologne 😂😂😂💯

// #RockBottomIn5WordsOrLess "Beaten by Krillin"

Majora wished that, just once, he could drink tea without seeming like a stereotype. He sipped his tea and sighed, cherry blossom petals floating gently in the fountain outside his temple.

So. You thought I'd be an easy opponent because I'm blind.

Majora is the kind of person who can say "smell ya later" and mean it. Not that he would, but he could.

// Hi friends! Sorry I've been slow on replies lately but I'm sick or something and it's making me sleep a lot. I'll get back to you soon though <3